Okay, so, the Elf Saga series isn’t exactly new, per se, but I thought I’d give you the run-down, for the sake of the blog. Because the blog wants to help. Good blog-y.
So. Elf Saga. What is it?
It’s epic fantasy! A team of warrior elf princesses from all around the world join forces to stop the dragon apocalypse from devastating the planet. They battle bizarre and powerful monsters, transform into celestial avatars, and then confront their parents about their personal issues!
Oof, that sounded a bit Sailor Moon-y. Which is somewhat accurate, I guess, but not really. It’s more like Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
It’s funny fantasy! Seriously, writing comedy is so much harder then writing anything else, and I wouldn’t claim that Elf Saga was funny, except that a bunch of the reviews on Amazon say it’s funny. They say things like, “the humor actually made me laugh out loud” and “The group of elf girls are hilarious”. So you should take their word for it, because they’re totally not on the take. At all. I don’t even know them. For reals.
Let’s run down the books!
Elf Saga Doomsday
When the gray knight Jenavelle learns that the world is about to end, she joins a group of warrior women from distant lands to restore the balance of nature before the Dragon Solstice can begin. But when Jena discovers that she was stolen as a baby from a cult of dragon-worshipers, things start to turn… strange.
Explore a world of sword and sorcery that’s as classic as it is funny with JENAVELLE, a knight who just wants to finish the mission and go home, AMINA, a warrior princess with a fondness for romance and swashbuckling pirates, NIYA, a hard-drinking mercenary with an uncommon hatred of faeries, TOMOE, a samurai shaman who is struggling with her recent resurrection, and LOZEN, a beautiful hunter whose hobbies include fine cuisine, high fashion, and excessive violence.
These adventurers have curses to break, corpses to raise, and wars to end. Every shadow hides witches, ghosts, and living nightmares, and each of them must return to her homeland and learn to harness the primal powers of the dragon, unicorn, faerie, kitsune, and jaguar!
Elf Saga Bloodlines
Thirty years ago, an incredible group of elf heroines saved the world from the dragon apocalypse. Now their daughters are on a quest of their own… to save themselves!
Explore an epic fantasy world that’s as classic as it is bizarre with GENESEE, a dying artist who desperately wants to get rid of her jaguar powers, RAJANI, a healer with a fabulous flying ship and an entourage of faeries, AMARA, a gunslinging princess with a baby on the way, and NAHINA, an expert sailor trying to save her long-dead family.
Together they must embark on a terrifying voyage to a lost city and journey down into dark, forgotten labyrinths to confront ancient horrors in search of the miracles that can keep them alive.
Elf Saga Peacemaker
When Winona’s dreams lead her to a mysterious city at the top of the world, she meets the descendants of the Doomsday heroes in a land of ghosts and gunslingers. But with their shaman murdered and their friend possessed by a mad killer, can they still free the city from the curse of the vengeful dead?
Explore an epic fantasy world that’s as classic as it is bizarre with WINONA, a cursed gunslinger looking to start a new life after years of war, VALINDER, a dashing sky pirate who keeps losing his flying crystal ship, KSENIA, a dragon rider desperate to avenge her lost family, and TSETSEG, an exiled unicorn mistress who is secretly thrilled that she is no longer a princess.
Caught between warring shamans and gunmages, possessed witches and ancient giants, these four must set aside their vendettas and tragic pasts if they want to survive this wild weird western adventure.
Elf Saga Solarpunk
When Zaya and her friends learn that the world is dying, they set out to play hero just like their ancestors did. But whole countries lie in ruins, armies of refugees roam the land, toxic storms ravage the earth and sea, and no one is coming to help them. Zaya wants a villain to slay, and Roxy thinks she can fix anything, but Adeja suspects this may be a fight that no one can win…
Explore a world of sword and sorcery that’s as classic as it is bizarre with ZAYA, an apprentice shaman who just wants to fight the undead, ROXY, a one-armed inventor with a healthy fear of dragons, BASTIEN, a romantic drunk who wishes he’d never become a healer in the first place, and ADEJA, a beautiful singer who just inherited the most powerful weapon in the world… and wants nothing to do with it.
So, is this one of those author blogs where you just talk about your books and try to get people to buy your books? No. That’s not the goal, because you don’t want to read that and frankly I don’t want to blog that. But it’s the weekend and I’m swamped with home repair project things, and my wife is reading my new book draft, and I’m stressed. So, I guess when I’m stressed, I try to feel busy and useful, and today that means a straightforward, uninspired post about my books. Sorry, yall. I will try to… not do that too much.